slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
obliviousruska: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle did you mean eurovision
lyeekha: yoursourwolfisshowing: ...
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
benedictsbitch: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: agentbartowski: pacokickthetaco: ideas: netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are i smell a worthwhile kickstarter netfics is just gonna...
Some of Freddie Mercury's artwork
fuckyeahmercury: and of course, the most famous:
fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her She knows She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
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dragonpikachu: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywobblytimeturners: somewherethats-green: the worst fuckin thing is “oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “do you draw? you do? DRAW ME” like no “you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY” “you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “You speak that language?! Say...
fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
fabubbly: i dont think americans realize that sherlock and doctor who arent the only shows on the BBC and by saying you like the BBC any british person could assume you’re talking about the a to z of tv gardening or countryfile
haydanosaur: mrschriskendall: mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” why this got notes i’ll never know I wish I came up with this first.
hit-an-alltimelow: sucha-retardis: what’s the best thing about living in switzerland well the flag is a big plus
tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
ewoksandwrackspurts: I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”
shalrath: what we should be getting a multiple tag search option an actually working block option a fix on the tumblr video player A - search option (all those bloggers with dashes) being able to post pictures into the caption of anything else besides a text post what we are getting
Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have?
kurlozmakara: how are hipster posts bad? what is bad about a picture of a cute pair of shoes or starbucks or a fucking poem. i dont get it. how are you superior to someone because you like shows on BBC
carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu: REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE
nubbin-ectomy: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: chimchimchurro-o: thisismydivision: faberry-squeen: thisismydivision: There Is a virus going around on tumblr, please do not click it know this, if you see a link that looks like this ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐ spread this make it go everywhere I am just giving you guys a heads up, question why is “i don’t know where i am” in bold i feel confused ...
I still remember the time when Ukraine:
graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...– (via compulsives)