la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie)

(Reblogged from not-to-worry--fan-not-stalker)
  • cop: is that a joint between your teeth
  • me: no it's a metaphor
(Reblogged from cjsgoldfish)

bakrua:

foodvalley:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

last time i checked depression can affect everyone and you’re fucking trash for invalidating the struggles depressed people go through

(Reblogged from benedictcumberbatchsass)
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angels-in-tophats:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

infinitelysaved you need to listen to this!

(Reblogged from angels-in-tophats)

torioriori:

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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(Source: turnipsalad)

(Reblogged from its1969forever)

noelandliamsgirl:

Sexual Orientation: Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys

(Reblogged from gracox)
theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

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oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

(Source: typicalmichiganders)

(Reblogged from iwanttofindmylobster)

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

(Reblogged from grrls)

coulsonnn:

starksrp:

MODELING SEDUCTIVELY WITH GRANDPA’S GRAVE

casually listening to selena gomez

(Reblogged from christopherpolecolfer)

breadonly:

jynnne:

I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.

NOOT NOOT

(Reblogged from garynumanssheep)

chasseurseul:

Mr. Morgan appreciation post

(Reblogged from respectablepirate)
gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Reblogged from christopherpolecolfer)

fandomsandconservativelogic:

jtkp-mod:

This is so stupid that it’s funny

That took me longer than it should have.

(Reblogged from commanderphoenix)

acceptingmyinsanity:

This generation has a nice looking plane movie

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While our generation  found entertainment through this manufactured horror.

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(Reblogged from ahalloweensky)

askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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(Reblogged from scrolling-through)